April is the A to Z Blog Challenge. Every day during the month, except Sunday’s, we’ll be posting to a different letter as we work our way through the alphabet. On Trisha Faye I’ll be posting snippets from a Work in Progress, Embracing 60, scheduled for release this June. Thanks for joining us! Come back tomorrow for thoughts on the joys, delights, and sometimes aggravations about reaching milestone birthdays!
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
I received this in a forwarded email a few months ago. (Thank you, Joyce! At least I think you’re the one that sent it to me. As I’m much too often afflicted with this syndrome, I don’t really remember.) I tried to find the origin of this, to give the author credit, but it’s been circulated around the internet so much, I couldn’t. The earliest post I found was dated 2006, but to be honest, I didn’t check all 48,700 results. Despite its origins, I hope this gives you a chuckle or two. I’d probably be laughing a little harder if it didn’t hit so close to home.
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it develops:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day:
—-the car isn’t washed,
—-the bills aren’t paid,
—-there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
—-the flowers don’t have enough water,
—-there is still only one check in my check book,
—-I can’t find the remote,
—-I can’t find my glasses,
—-and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I’m really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail.
sukrisblog
Apr 01, 2018 @ 13:17:00
If this is how we age I suppose I have just about begun to realize that I am having starting trouble already! Looking forward to your posts through the month.
trishafaye
Apr 01, 2018 @ 16:52:54
I know – a little scary, but better to laugh about it. Thanks for stopping by!
mhsusannematthews
Apr 01, 2018 @ 13:29:29
OMG. I laughed so hard I cried. Had to copy the post for my husband. Great job. Good luck with the challenge.
trishafaye
Apr 01, 2018 @ 16:51:59
I know, isn’t that the greatest? (If far too true that it’s scary LOL)
You enjoy the challenge too!
artistpath
Apr 01, 2018 @ 13:53:58
Oh wow! I can relate to this! Funny and scary all at the same time 😂
trishafaye
Apr 01, 2018 @ 16:46:52
I know. It would be a lot funnier if so much of it wasn’t true.
Thanks for stopping on this first A to Z day.
Upon Being Healthy
Jun 23, 2018 @ 02:57:39
Reblogged this on Upon Being Healthy.
trishafaye
Jun 25, 2018 @ 03:49:40
Thanks for the reblog!
Ronel Janse van Vuuren
Aug 07, 2018 @ 12:49:14
Yeah, this describes my dad some days. But he has learned to stick to a schedule and do everything extra later in the day — it seems to help 🙂
I enjoyed rereading your posts for the roadtrip a lot — made for a relaxing afternoon 🙂
Ronel from Ronel the Mythmaker A-Z road-tripping with Everything Writerly: A is for AuthorToolboxBlogHop
trishafaye
Aug 07, 2018 @ 20:53:46
Thanks Ronel. I appreciate you reading through and I appreciate your comments and kind words. And, oh my goodness, how lovely my stats look for yesterday! I usually don’t even pay attention. But when I logged on today, yesterdays bar was through the roof! You’re the best!!
Ronel Janse van Vuuren
Aug 08, 2018 @ 10:31:11
🙂