Monday, April 23rd: Aye Matey! No, no … methinks that I chooseth the wrong tongue. T’s celebration is for TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY. April 23rd, Shakespeare’s birthday (many, MANY years ago) has been officially proclaimed as ‘Talk Like Shakespeare Day’. Thou sayest that you don’t know how to dispense prose like the bard? Here are two sites that will help thee out a mite. Good morrow mistresses, knights and knaves.